me: *dials 911*
operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency?
me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair
operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm
me in middle school: i’m not gay
me in a room full of hot guys now:
Stop using “asexuals are only 1% of the population” as an excuse to dismiss them or try to invalidate people because you know how many people are on this fucking planet? Over seven billion people.
So you know how much “1% of the population” is?? Over seventy million people.
That’s double the size of the entire population of Canada. The entire population of Canada could be asexual.